onsdag, oktober 24, 2007

No, I don't have a small penis.

Jag har, eftersom jag ligger med på nationens maillistor, börjat få jobbiga mängder spam till min mailkorg. Därför vill jag nu säga följande till Theron Flood, Ernie Herrington, Justen Lauree, Lela Bautustina och VIP Casino Club:

I am not lonely tonight. I do not feel like playing poker (in fact, there's a game I don't understand at all). I do not want to buy Viagra. Not even at a 79% discount. I am not at all unsatisfied with my success with the ladies. I definitely do not want to give her "the full sausage" - and I am prepared to pretend I don't even know what that means.

And please do not adress me with "Ey yo forman". That's just plain unpolite.

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